Friday, June 20, 2008

Achtung Baby!

A brief update on the travels of Agrontrutta. I've spent the last two weeks chasing the Swedish bikini team to northern Sweden. One of the first stops was Oskar's fermented herring plant near Soraker, Sweden. The outhouse at Rossiter Lodge smells better than this stuff. Probably tastes better too. Good thing they had a lot of schnapps to wash out the taste.


The northward trajectory of the trip peaked at Arjeplog, Sweden near the Arctic circle (66 degrees north). We viewed the midnight sun from Mount Gaultipoudis and had a Swedish "fika" (coffee and pastry) at 1 a.m.


Currently I am in Kiel Germany watching the sail boats come in to Kiel harbor from my apartment window. This is start of "Kiel Week" a week long celebration of sailing with boats the size of sunfish to three-masted schooners plying the waters of the Baltic sea. The scene from my window is placid, but it is a different story along the promenade by the harbor. Basically it is a mile-long collection of bratwurst stands, beer halls, live music every 100 yards, and drunk Germans. Just think of a Penn State tailgate on massive quantities of steroids and beer. I can report that Duckstein bier fresh from the tap perfectly complements a bratwurst. A Konig's pilsner also quenches one's thirst while watching boats and babes. And, a good schwarz bier goes well with listening to an Irish folk band.
More later. Auf weidersehn!

5 comments:

Chief said...

Where's die Fischfotographien?

Wade Rivers said...

What a treat to get a report from a fellow Pro Staffer in das Vaterland! If by chance or design you meet up with the Baron von Behr or his Fraulein, please bring back 2 milk cans of his Salmo trutta fingerling's for stocking Beech Creek.

Glad to see you're having a good time and travel safely, Matt.

Ich bin ein Berliner.

Bowhunter said...

Glad to see you're still alive and kicking...
So how about some sort of a fishing report? Or are you too busy with the Fraulein’s ???

Stay safe and have fun.

Agrontrutta said...

Wish I could say I have had the time to fish. But, its been work, work, work! The one fishing outing I had planned was a bust.

See you guys in Kalispell in August (if Delta airlines keeps it together. Heard they are eliminating University Park service in September).

Wade Rivers said...

I just read in the CDT where Delta is now trying to run their Pratt % Whitney turbofan engines on Oskar's fermented herring.

Truth is stranger than fishin'.