RBF Pro STaff: Fly Fisherman Magazine

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Fly Fisherman Magazine

Advance copy of the April Issue. Finally, a real angler on the cover! Bowhunter will show you how to roast buffalo, see the latest innovations of the infamous RBF Pro Staff and learn who actually created the Gooseberry...the deadliest fly ever tied to a leader.

2 comments:

Agrontrutta said...: Hilarious!!!

Beats Time magazine's blog of the year.

Agrontrutta; March 19, 2008 at 9:04 PM
Wade Rivers said...: Hey, I paid Time magazine a lot of money to get that award :^) Just goes to show you how fleeting fame can be. One minute your sitting on top of the Blog-sphere, then the next your suddenly irrelevant and you start adding water bomber stories to your profile :^); March 25, 2008 at 12:23 PM

The QUOTABLE FISHERMAN

I once tried breeding chickens to obtain an olive dun hackle. While in the feed store buying mash for my flock, I engaged in conversation with a rather annoying woman. I suspected she was a flatlander. She began asking question after question about how I was raising these rather ungodly birds. You see, some were bright green in color. Then came the most annoying question of all. “How many times a year do you skin those chickens?” I calmly replied, “Just once, ma’am; any more than that they get meaner than hell.”

RatherBFishin
Caddis and a Beadhead (2007)

The RBF Pro Staff

The RBF Pro Staff is an elite cast of fly fishing characters with unique and varied talents. The RBF Pro Staff was assembled by RatherBFishin aka Chief during the Big Woods Summit of 2006 along the banks of the First Fork of the Sinnamahoning after witnessing or otherwise learning of various ungodly fishing accomplishments.

The RBF Pro Staff became famous for its ungodly posts on a forum hosted by a local fly shop.

Members of the RBF Pro Staff can catch fish in a sewer. The RBF Pro Staff enjoys both food and drink.

We open doors for women. That applies to all women, regardless of looks. There are no ugly women, some are just prettier than others.

We love our country and respect others.