RBF Pro STaff: NAME THAT PRODUCT

Thursday, March 27, 2008

NAME THAT PRODUCT

Time for a new game, name that product.

This product was for the 2006 Big Woods Summit. It under went extensive testing during the summit with mixed reviews. You can see the product next to the field testing sign. This was one of many products that undergo testing every year during the annual BWS. Another product that was tested includes Stealth Wadin Spray, no pictures are available. This product proved unbelievably successful. But after the loss of several testers the product is only available to the members that have a VP status and higher. I will continue to search the archives for photos of this wonderful product.

After a hard weekend of field testing, the pro staffers are provided with a hearty buffalo roast. The recipe is a well guarded secret, but I will reveal some of the secrets for this wonder site. It requires a 5-7 lb hump roast, potatoes, carrots, onions and possum pepper. The roast should be slow cooked for 8-10 hours and is best served with Blithering Idiots, High Life, IC Light or other Malt beverages. After consuming the roast the above product gets severally tested.

Fellow staffers can look forward to sampling ribs from a young buffalo cow at this years summit.

2 comments:

Wade Rivers said...: I'd recognize that product anywhere. That there is a bona fide patented RBF Fart Suppressor accompanied by two cans of one of this country's finest malt liquors. Both are standard issue when sitting down to strap on the old feed bag with a 5-7 Lb. buffalo roast.

Do I win another leader for this one?; March 28, 2008 at 9:44 AM
Chief said...: Now this is why Bowhunter was appointed VP of Operations! He fully understands the "mission".

Steve - No leader for you!; March 28, 2008 at 10:09 AM

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